I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra
you put it into words
becoming self aware of your breathing and blinking is the worst thing
the contradiction in such a simple photo makes me love this
This is either a powerful statement or an example of a man who loves his lady every day of the month
Goddamnit. It was going so well.
Two types of people.
What sort of man doesn’t carry a trowel?
this picture pisses me off so fucking much. THIS FUCKING PICTURE OF GOD DAMN COOKIE DOUGH. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN YOU BAKE FUCKING COOKIES, THEY SPREAD OUT AND ELONGATE. THESE COOKIES ARE PRACTICALLY TOUCHING EACHOTHER. THIS IS GONNA END UP BEING A DAMN COOKIE CAKE. ARE U SHITTING ME HAVE YOU NEVER BAKED COOKIES BEFORE. YOU CAN NOT BAKE 32 INDIVIDUAL COOKIES ON A PAN MADE FOR 16 MAXIMUM. motherfucker
shit gets real in the baking fandom
over half a million notes on a picture of cookies with angry dialogue. we’ve been here before.
if you ever feel bad about yourself please know that i just went to a self defense class and managed to punch myself in the mouth.
Do you ever just get a random burst of motivation to clean your room, write a novel, paint a masterpiece or read a book at like 3am
Jar Jar Bane
Yousa thinkin darkness is your ally.
But yousa mere adopt da dark.
Mesa born in it.
Mesa gonna destroy Gotham, then when Mesa done and Gotham all gone, Mesa give you permission to die.
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