June 2013
I was born at an incredibly young age
i told this to my english teacher and she almost kicked me out of the class
girl you are
no i’m genuinely confused is there even a joke here
reason #349689034789768934076
why none of tumblr’s users are ready for parenting
When you meet someone equally as weird as you
do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea
today a guy confirmed that at boy sleepovers they do in fact talk about girls and who they like a good majority of the time i just thought this would be useful information
Why does this have so many notes? What did you think we do at sleepovers? Meth? Animal sacrifice?Well thats what girls do
one little typo can change the whole imagery of a fanfic
petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’
what about alaska
are we then normal canada
canada a bit to the left
What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?
i cried my ass of laughing
WARM CANADA
i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD
canada that totally is a planet shut the fuck up
Listen
many much thanks to spinningglobes for findinG THIS
Oh my god. I’ve heard parts of this before but not the whole thing
Like the the part where Michael says “Look nice or I’m gonna fuck Gavin” to Lindsay or “Let’s be honest, he’s got that sexy British voice that you wanna bang.”
And then Lindsay’s all like “Ok fine. Can I watch?” And Michael’s like “….yes.”
becoming an adult is weird
it’s like
wow i can drive a car and set my own schedule
wow i can go online and buy 50 dragon dildos
wait what?
did i stutter
how are all these 6yr olds at meet and greets and concerts and stuff my mom didn’t even take me to the park
